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Jun 28, 2014 / 165,641 notes

cuttlecollector:

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

may i add

  • frizz/static
  • it’s heavy
  • depending on your skill it will not stay tied up for long

(via emmyeccentric)

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May 26, 2014

I hate how every single time I say I’m going to spend time with someone of the opposite gender, other people assume I’m romantically interested in that individual. It’s ridiculous that I have to explain every single time that I’m just friends with a guy, that there’s nothing going on otherwise, that we don’t look at each other that way. The right person will come along eventually that I will date, and I promise I will let everyone know when I meet him, but it’s ridiculous that everyone believes it’s impossible to be just friends.

May 18, 2014

It’s been so long since I’ve had a boyfriend, I don’t even know how to treat them. Like, do you shake hands or just awkwardly stare at them I don’t even know

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant
May 10, 2014 / 431,516 notes

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

(via somerandombud)

Apr 23, 2014 / 131,442 notes

christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

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Apr 22, 2014 / 396,516 notes

It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.

But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that lead them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.

And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.

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Mar 24, 2014 / 197 notes

Neal Caffrey and the ladies - Alex Hunter [2/5]

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Mar 3, 2014

I’ll just be content with the fact that I’m prettier than her.

Mar 2, 2014 / 5,091 notes